Work IM Conversations
Worker 1 says:
Anyone need anything from OfficeDepot/Max?
Worker 2 says:
nope. thanks
Worker 2 has left the conversation.
Worker 3 says:
I am currently away from the computer.
Worker Boss says:
PENS
Fizzygoo says:
happiness
Worker 4 says:
no thank you
Havick says:
what's OfficeDepot/Max?
Fizzygoo says:
you're momma
Havick says:
oh ok
Havick says:
thanks
Fizzygoo says:
sure
Havick says:
I'll take some money
Fizzygoo says:
Yeah! Money and happiness.
Fizzygoo says:
And girls
Fizzygoo says:
yeah
Fizzygoo says:
that'd be nice.
Fizzygoo says:
yeah
Havick says:
maybe some extra bovine diodes for our multi-dimmensional gate system and life templet to help with our backend agenda
Fizzygoo says:
yes, yes. We need more bovine diodes! Very important, hmmmm, yes what?
Havick says:
huh?
Fizzygoo says:
okay then
Havick says:
if you say so
Fizzygoo says:
Right! Bovine Diodes it is
Havick says:
yes yes, but what about the lateral flux capacitors to recapitulate the reverse positron flow through the dilithium manifolds?
Fizzygoo says:
we have Worker Boss's head for that, ahem, yes.
Havick says:
ah right, we'll take one Worker Boss's head too please
Fizzygoo says:
yes yes! Now get on it, Worker 1, we're in dire need and we don't have a lot of time, eh what?
Havick says:
damnit Worker 1 hurry!! the radiation from the crypton coils is becoming too strong, we need those diodes now!!
Fizzygoo says:
We're beginning to loose feeling in our sphincters and it's very unpleasent, hmmm
Havick says:
what?
Fizzygoo says:
huh?
Havick says:
who are you?
Fizzygoo says:
Why, I'm your son of course, and and who are you, eh whaat?
Worker Boss has left the conversation.
Havick says:
I guess that would make me our grandfather's sister in law
Fizzygoo says:
right!
Havick says:
well I'm glad we cleared that up
Worker 1 says:
What I really need to get is a Horse tranquilizers and a jacket that ties at the arms. A room padded with foam. Bubba would like to help you in. Ok?
Fizzygoo says:
What what? I dare say, no. No!
Havick says:
there's no time for that! the molecular structure of the dihydrogenmonoxide is begining to break down, the magnetic force of the fusion reactor is imploding on itself!!
Fizzygoo says:
That's not good to hear, not good at all! Do you hear this Worker 1, the very fabric of our existance is beginning to break apart like so many Diseny plots in a washing machine of quantized powerful and deadly radiation! With out our dihydrogenmonoxide bound we're sure to cave in on ourselves!
Worker 1 has left the conversation.
Havick has left the conversation
Comments
like a surgeon.
Posted by: schell | September 26, 2006 11:40 AM